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只发生在印度的那些事

7。就打破世界纪录方面而言,印度是最疯狂的国家之一

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World’s largest T-shirt is made from 200,000 recycled plastic bottles

世界上最大的t恤是由20万个回收塑料瓶制成的

8.India has the widest range of festivals than other country in the world.

8。印度是世界上节日最繁多的国家。

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9. Chenab Bridge is the highest under construction railway bridge in the world, located in the Reasi district of Jammu and Kashmir in India. [16]

9。奇纳布桥位于印度查谟和克什米尔的Reasi地区,是世界上最高的在建铁路桥。[16]

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  1. Indian footballer and skipper Sunil Chhetri has one of the highest average goals per match(0.61) leaving other big names like -Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi behind.[17]

10。印度足球运动员兼队长苏尼尔·切特里是每场平均进球最多的球员之一(0.61粒),克里斯蒂亚诺·罗纳尔多和莱昂内尔·梅西都落后于他

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  1. Last but not the least, How can we forget the achievements of our God of Cricket- Mr. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.[18] (No need to explain, what he has done for India)

Let me make one thing very clear, Here I’m not saying that no other country can do this or achieve this but my point behind writing this answer is that, we can’t underestimate the positive aspect of our country if we do so, then India will always be a “slum” country for this world. So be serious about what kind of content/image you’re building up for your own country. and please don’t show the positive things in negative ways, If you want to admire Sunil Chhetri then do it in the positive way, take it easy and don’t take admiration as a burden. If you want to do it, do it in the right way.

11。最后一点,也是同样非常重要的一点,我们怎能忘记我们的板球之神萨钦·拉梅什·坦杜尔卡先生的成就。(无需解释他为印度做了什么)

让我把一件事情说清楚,在这里我并不是说其他国家做不到,但我的观点是,我们不能贬低我们国家值得肯定的方面,如果我们这么做,那么印度永远都会是这个世界的“脏乱差”之国。所以,认真思考一下你正在为自己的国家打造什么样的内在/形象。请不要消极地展示积极的东西,如果你想赞美苏尼尔·切特里,那就积极一点,不要把赞美当成一种负担。如果你想做,就用正确的方法去做。

 

Samrat Shah, Chartered Accountant from The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (2011)

These are some of the everyday life situations which happen only in India (well most of them)

1)In order to get the best out of a bargain with a shopkeeper, people usually say "bhaiya hamesha idhar se he lete hai" (we always buy from here) whether they buy or not.

这些是只有在印度才会发生的一些日常生活情景(大多数情况下)

1)为了跟店主讨价还价,买到最便宜的东西,不管买没买,人们会说“我们一直都是找你买的”。

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2) When you go for a haircut, the hairstylist isn't satisfied by just cutting your hair. He/she will keep pestering you with "Sir facial kara do, Sir oil massage kara do" untill you give a justifiable explanation on why you are not interested.

2)当你去理发的时候,发型师并不满足于仅仅帮你剪头发。他/她会不停地缠着你说“先生做个面部按摩吧,先生做个油压按摩吧”,直到你找到正当的理由解释你为什么没兴趣。

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3) When you step out of your house, and see your curious neighbourhood Aunty around, it is your moral responsibility to tell her the purpose of your tour along with the location. If she is not satisfied, you might have to tell her about the people whom you'll be meeting.

3)当你走出家门,看到你好奇的邻居阿姨就在附近时,告诉她你出门去哪儿、干嘛是你的道德责任。如果她还不满意,你可能还得告诉她你要见谁。

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4) If you are attending any social gathering you need to be prepared to answer the following questions asked by random people:-

4a) If you are single you'll be asked when will you get married.

4aa) Have you found out any appropriate match?

4b) If you are married, when will you have kid(s)?

4c) If you have written any exam, what was your score.

4cc) what was the score of Sharmajis son/daughter.

4d) what is the best cusine that is kept.

Despite you answering the above, they will still try out each and every dish to see if you were telling the truth.

4e) You will also come across random people bum into you and asking you whether you recogonise them or not. You will eventually have to give up and recogonize them as they wont leave you unless you do.

5) People at a PAN shops ( beetlenut shops) have multiple solutions to any possible problem to mankind. Their expertise varies from nuclear technology to cure for cancer.

7) While using a public toilet when you need utmost privacy, there are people who stand by next to you and would want you to discuss the political situation in the country. Yes such people do exst.

4)如果你参加任何社交聚会,你需要准备好回答随便谁提出的以下问题:

4a)如果你还单身,别人会问你什么时候结婚。

4aa)你找到合适的对象了吗?

4b)如果你结婚了,你打算什么时候要孩子?

4c)如果你参加考试,你考了几分?

4cc)Sharmajis的儿子/女儿考了几分?

4d)哪道菜最好吃?

尽管你回答了,他们仍然会每道菜一一试过去,看看你说的是不是真的。

4e) 你还会遇到,有些人会突然问你是不是还记得他们。最后你不得不投降,好好认认他们,否则他们不会轻易放过你。

5)人们对于人类可能遇到的任何问题都有多种解决方案。他们的专业技能从核技术到癌症治疗技术不一而足。

7)当你需要最大的隐私使用公共厕所时,有人会站在你旁边,跟你讨论国家的政治局势。是的,这样的人确实存在。

 

Bhargav Behara, Applications developer at Oracle (2017-present)

Back in college, I was talking to a girl and in the background there popped up some news on the TV regarding reservations.

I asked her what was her word on these reservations thing. She said ‘Reservations should not be exsting, there should be equal opportunity for everyone blah blah blah’

I said ‘But they are saying they have been oppressed by higher castes since decades’. She said ‘We are living in the 21st century. This that etc’

Several months later, I asked her whether it is fair to give 33% reservation for women in parliament?

She said ‘Yes, they should be given. Because women are oppressed by men for centuries, they are not treated equally..etc’

Now ladies and gentlemen here is my point. Let us analyse, according to her ideology

Lower caste people say they need reservations, they have been oppressed. That’s wrong.

Women say they have been oppressed by men since centuries hence need reservations. That’s right.

大学期间,我和一个女孩聊天,电视里突然播放了一些关于预留制的新闻。

我问她对预留制有何看法。她说,预留制不应该存在,每个人都应该有平等的机会等等等等。

我说,“但人们说,他们几十年来一直受到高种姓的压迫。”她说,我们生活在21世纪。

几个月后,我问她,在议会中为女性预留33%的席位是否公平?

她说,是的,应该给她们。因为女人被男人压迫了几个世纪,所以她们得不到平等的对待。

女士们先生们,我的观点是。让我们根据她的意识形态来分析

低种姓的人说他们需要预留制,他们受到压迫。这是错误的。

妇女们说她们几个世纪以来一直受到男人的压迫,因此需要预留。这是正确的。

How?

Two self-contradicting statements. Isn’t it?

Now I asked her how do you justify both of them? She thought for a while and said ‘Bhargav Dude, first of all, this caste system should be abolished. Then everyone will be normal’.

Let me tell you this is the same girl who said she will marry someone in her caste and settle. I asked why only your caste? She says that’s how it happens in her family.

Wah, she wants to abolish the caste system but she doesn’t want to marry out of her caste.

Seems like an asteroid falls from space and abolishes the caste system at a go.

什么鬼?

这是两个自相矛盾的说法。不是吗?

现在我问她,你要怎么证明这两种情况都是对的?她想了一会儿说:“巴蒂,首先,这个种姓制度应该废除。然后每个人都会是正常的。”

让我告诉你,这是一个说过她只会和同一种姓的人结婚的女孩。我问为什么只能跟你同一个种姓?她说她的家庭就是这样发生的。

哇,她想废除种姓制度,但她不想和自己同一种姓以外的人结婚。

就好像一颗小行星从太空坠落,立马就能废除种姓制度似的。

外文链接:https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-things-that-happen-only-in-India

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