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只发生在印度的那些事

Samavedula Venkata Rama Sastry, former Superintending Survey Officer at Singareni Collieries Company Limited (1974-2012)

Smt. Indira Gandhi declared Emergency in 1975. In 1977 elections People defeated her party and herself in protest against emergency. In 1980 The same people voted for her and given absolute majority in protest against in fighting of Janata Party Government.

This happens only in India.

英迪拉甘地在1975年宣布国家进入紧急状态。在1977年的选举中击败了她的党派和民众举行示威游行反对她的做法。1980年,同一拨人又投票给她,抗议在战斗中获得绝对多数的人民党政府。

这种事只会发生在印度。

When I was student my classmate asks for co operation in exam, which meant allow him to copy my answer.

当我还是学生时,我的同学要求我考试时跟他合作,这意味着我要让他抄我的答案。

We all wait for our turn in Railway Reservation Queue. Then some person enters through main door and does reservation for a number of applications taking almost 45 minutes. We are all silent.

我们在排队订火车票。忽然一些人从大门口进来,订了很多票,花了近45分钟。我们一直保持沉默。

People do not show respect or concern for our father or mother who are old . We even do not give them sufficient food. But after their death we perform rituals with arranging food for 100 or more persons.

人们不尊重、不关心我们年迈的父亲或母亲。我们甚至不给他们足够的食物。但在他们死后,我们又举行仪式,为100个或更多宾客准备食物。

People help a blind person for crossing road. Help a physically challenged person to climb train or bus. But pelt stones over mentally challenged person.

人们会帮助盲人穿过道路,帮助残疾人上火车或公共汽车。却朝智障人士扔石头。

An old couple reserves two lower berths well in advance for a night journey. One young couple comes and requests them to go to upper berths as they are newly married.

一对老夫妇为了一夜旅程提前预定了两张下铺车票。一个年轻夫妇来了,请求他们去上铺,因为这是一对新婚夫妇。

In movie theaters the persons sitting in front row always masks our view and talks loudly with each other disturbing others. Nobody intervenes.

坐在电影院前排的人总是挡住我们的视线,大声交谈,打扰别人。但没有人管。

If a verbal or bodily fights happens in a street ,lot of people gathers, but no body tries to stop the fight.

如果街上发生口角或肢体冲突,会有很多人围观,但不会有人出面阻拦。

You tease girls in college and be proud of it. If your sister complaints about any body teasing her, you go and beat him.

你自己欺负大学女生还引以为豪。如果你的姐姐抱怨任何人取笑了她,你就会去揍那个人。

The candidate acquiring 75% marks did not get seat, where as a candidate gets seat for only 50% of marks. Reason.Reservation.

应试者获得75%的分数,但是没被录用,但分数只有50%的人却选上了。原因。预留制

There is no ban on hearing cricket commentary in office.But ban on hearing music.(1960’s joke)

在办公室听板球解说没关系。但是听音乐是不行的。(1960的笑话)

We use public urinals and toilets , but ignore flushing.

我们使用公共小便池和马桶,但不冲洗。

The entire family of 4 or 5 travels on two wheeler.

全家4/5口人同乘一辆摩托车。

We ignore good software jobs in India and travel to USA for mediocre jobs

我们对印度不错的软件工作视若无睹,却为了平庸的就业机会千里迢迢远赴美国。

People abuse our father of nation publicly. Freedom of speech

人们公开批斗我们的国父。言论*由。

We negotiate price in vegetable market. but buy the same vegetables in malls without negotiating.

我们在菜市场讨价还价,但对商场里一样的蔬菜却从不还价。

We talk a lot of politics, but on a voting day we will not go to voting booth but simply enjoy our holiday.

我们大谈政治,但是投票的时候,我们不会去投票点。

 

Amit P Kumar, Founder & CEO at ProfshineTech.com (2017-present)

Sadly, Most of the answers here are showing the negative aspects of India (No offence), But there are also some positive aspects that very few of the below answers are indicating -

Anyways here are some of the very positive things that only happened or happening in India…

1.India launched the cheapest mars mission called Mangalyaan in its first attempt. and India’s the only country in this world to do this, No country has ever done this miracle in its first attempt.[1]

遗憾的是,这里的大多数答案说的都是印度的负面因素(无意冒犯),但也有一些积极的方面,下面的答案很少有人提到

一下是一些只发生在印度的非常积极正面的事情……

1。印度率先发射了成本最低廉的火星探测器“火星飞船”。印度是世界上唯一一个做到的国家,没有哪个国家第一次尝试就创造出这样的奇迹

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2.India has the best remote sensing capabilities in the world[2][3][4].

印度拥有最先进的遥感实力。

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3. India is the largest Mango production country in the world, and mango is also the national fruit of India.[5]

印度是世界上最大的芒果生产国,芒果也是印度的国果

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4. India is world's largest de ocracy with over 814.5 million voters.[6]

印度是世界上最大的民*国家,有超过8.145亿选民

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5.During Mughal Empire, India was the world's largest economic power, accounting for 24.4% of world GDP. which is largest of its time and also one of the largest GDP rate till date. Have a look at current nominal and real GDP rate.

在莫卧儿帝国时期,印度是世界上最大的经济强国,占世界GDP的24.4%。这是当时最大的,也是迄今为止最大的GDP占比之一。看看现在的名义和实际GDP增长率。

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6. India is the only Asian country where people speak more than 700 languages.
7. India is one of the most craziest country, in terms of breaking world records

6。印度是唯一一个百姓使用700多种语言的亚洲国家。

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