INDIA has been fu ed by almost everyone.

印度几乎被所有国家坑过。

这是一张梗图，印度历史简览，历史上印度曾经被这些人入侵过：

1. 波斯人（Persians）
2. 希腊人（Greeks）
3. 贵霜人（Kushans）
4. 德里苏丹国（Delhi Sultanate）
5. 莫卧儿人（Mughals）
6. 葡萄牙（Portuguese）
7. 荷兰（Dutch）
8. 丹麦（Danes）
9. 法国（French）
10. 英国（British）

以下是印度网友的评论：

Kimo
Imagine being a Native American and realizing the settlers thought of you as Indian… Damn we oh those people an apology.

试想你是美洲原住民，结果发现外来移民把你错当成印度人。说真的，我们真该向这些原住民道歉。

 

LaRaza1538
You can read the conquistador memoirs. They didn’t think these people were from India. They were well aware that they were in unknown territory

你可以去看西班牙征服者写的回忆录。他们心里清楚这些土著不是印度人，也明白自己来到了一块陌生的土地。

 

Armageddon
They didn't deserve such humiliation

他们本不该承受这种屈辱。

 

Beef Biceps
Right now..
India lob Ijrael Saar.

放到现在来看，印度是偏向以色列的。

 

Andrew Dubrovin
It's historically true

这是历史事实。

 

The Chow
Bet you those conquerors left quick after seeing the shit they’ll have to deal with.

我敢打赌，那些入侵者看清印度这样一幅烂摊子之后，很快就跑路了。

 

Kevin Wmith
Northwest border areas have been invaded by plenty and all were pushed out by India. There’s a reason Indians are the only people that still have their native language, culture and religion while Europeans worship an Arab Jew. Also half these are just wrong lmao

有很多势力入侵过印度西北边境，但全都被印度赶出去了。别的民族都做不到，唯独印度人还完整保留本土语言、文化和宗教，这是有原因的，反观欧洲人信奉的却是出身阿拉伯地区的犹太人。另外网上流传的这些说法有一半都是错的，哈哈

 

FederalFren
India has exsted far longer than other nations. Bharat was actually first country on earth but gave land to others to be nice.

印度的历史远比其他国家悠久。婆罗多其实是地球上最古老的国家，当年还出于善意把土地分给了别的族群。

 

Joker groyper
They literally got conquered by a tea company

说实在的，当年征服印度的居然只是一家茶叶贸易公司。

 

Emine Nigdeli
Soon they'll add Israel to that list lol

要不了多久以色列也要被加到这份入侵者名单里了，哈哈。

 

Michael Fan
You control their political elites; you control India.

只要拿捏住印度政坛精英，就能掌控整个印度。

 

Chinmay Hindutva
The meme is historically inaccurate. India resisted invaders for centuries, remaining a wealthy superpower. Chandragupta Maurya defeated Greeks, Bappa Rawal halted Arabs, Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj broke Mughals, and King Marthanda Varma crushed the Dutch.

这个梗不符合史实。印度数个世纪一直在抵抗外来入侵者，长期都是富庶的强国。旃陀罗笈多·孔雀击败希腊人，巴帕·拉瓦尔挡住阿拉伯人的进攻，贾特拉帕蒂·希瓦吉重创莫卧儿势力，玛尔坦达·瓦尔马国王击溃荷兰军队。

 

Super Duper
And the same Indains now fuck you, what a shame

可如今的印度人照样能收拾你们，真是丢脸。

 

Stone Mountain
Did they ever get invaded or war with China though?

历史上，印度有没有遭到过中国入侵，或是跟中国打过仗？

 

स्वर्णिम
Yet the whole of Europe converted to Christianity; other Islamic invasions. But India remained predominantly the same; by and large, they successfully saved the original civilization

欧洲整体都皈依基督教，不少地方被ysl势力征服。但印度本土主体始终没变，大体上成功守住了原生文明。

 

Devheus
And?india is a resoursefuly rich nation and this region before the creation of INDIA has been attacked and conquered by many.The point is that they didn't succeed..where's Mughals now? british?....did Mughals succeed in converting india islamic,did british turn india to christian

那又怎样？印度资源十分丰富，在现代印度这个国家成型之前，这片土地遭到很多势力攻打占领。但重点是他们都没能彻底同化这里。莫卧儿人现在在哪？英国人又在哪？莫卧儿人没能让全印度改信ysl教，英国人也没能让印度全民信奉基督教。

 

may19665
Danes have been to India, what were they looking for there?!

丹麦人当年也来过印度，他们跑过去想捞什么好处？

 

Kevin Wmith
Pigskin cope. Persians never conquered India, Greeks ran like cowards, Kushans were Hindu, Portuguese French and Dutch were irrelevant. Literally just muzzies and the British, and the British needed Indian help to do it.

纯属强行辩解。波斯人从来没有征服印度，希腊人吓得落荒而逃，贵霜人本身信奉印度教。葡萄牙、法国、荷兰根本掀不起风浪。真正造成威胁的就只有msl势力和英国人，就连英国人统治都还要借助印度本土人的力量。

 

Gray Oxytocin
Glorifying war never shocks me on this platform. What if people were just peaceful and did not feel the need to build an army? It is a huge country and today's borders were not old borders

在这个平台看到吹捧战争的言论我已经见怪不怪。如果各个族群都安分守己，根本不需要组建军队该多好。印度疆域辽阔，现在的国境线和古代并不一样。

 

Dove Locke
But still everyone comes to loot India only, why not stay back in own territory?

可各路势力总要来劫掠印度，为什么就不能安分守在自己的地盘？

 

AryanWorldOrder
You forgot Indra and the Aryans.
Even their religion originated from people that hated them.

你漏掉了因陀罗和雅利安人。就连印度本土宗教，源头都来自敌视原住民的族群。

 

Rainmaker
Lets write persian, greek, british yet Not write Turks instead write delhi and mughal

大家列举入侵者的时候写波斯、希腊、英国，却刻意不提突厥人，只用德里苏丹、莫卧儿来代替。

 

sikandar
All of them were royally ****** later,
By that logic British were ****** by, Anatolian farmers, Anglo Saxons, Romans, Vikings,Spanish, Dutch, German tribes....same goes for French , Dutch, Russians

这些入侵者后来全都没落遭殃。按这个逻辑，英国也被安纳托利亚农耕族群、盎格鲁撒克逊人、罗马人、维京人、西班牙人、荷兰人、日耳曼部族轮番蹂躏。法国、荷兰、俄罗斯的遭遇也差不多。

 

Sajid570989
Without Muslims mughals no history, no Taj,no food biryani only potato puri sabji paneer no kheer no Daal ghost no education 1st education minister is muslim only bakchodi.

如果没有莫卧儿王朝，就没有那段历史，没有泰姬陵，吃不上比尔亚尼焖饭，就只剩土豆普里饼、蔬菜、奶酪，没有甜米粥，没有扁豆炖肉。印度第一任教育部长还是msl，净说些没用的。

 

Baelor the Based
none of these actually ruled over most of india except delhi sultanate, mughals and british. egypt and iran have been conquered much more historically than india

除了德里苏丹国、莫卧儿帝国和英国，上面提到的势力没有哪个真正统治过印度大部分领土。历史上埃及、伊朗遭受外族征服的次数远比印度多。

 

Amon
Alexander was Macedon bro

兄弟，亚历山大是马其顿人。

 

Septic Tank
greeks and portuguese got stomped out by elephants and had to flee..alexanders reign ended in india..colombus landed, was attacked and had to flee..lets be accurate with our bigotry shall we

希腊人和葡萄牙人被战象打得大败，只能仓皇逃跑。亚历山大的征服征程止步印度。哥伦布登陆之后遭到攻击，也只能逃走。抱有偏见也要尊重事实好吧。

 

Bartholomew WhitLock
To be fair they lived through it all and are still around

说句公道话，印度熬过所有劫难，族群延续至今。

 

itlordy
Now Pakistan has always been getting ****** by their Army chiefs

反观巴基斯坦，一直被本国军方高层折腾。

 

ajsingh
so only mughals treated them fair?

这么说，只有莫卧儿人公平对待过印度？

 

 

Funny Guy
Britain is just a depressed rock full of bad teeth and worse weather. We Dutch, half their size, repeatedly clapped their naval superpower. The Indians just didn't fight back, so the Brits just sat back and watched monkeys fight monkeys.

英国就是一块死气沉沉的小岛，国民牙口差，天气还糟。我们荷兰国土面积只有它一半，屡次击败英国，夺走了英国的海上霸权。当年印度人内部不团结，没有一起反抗，英国人就坐山观虎斗，看着当地人内斗。

 

Jayson
India didn't exst before Britian

英国到来之前，根本不存在印度这个国家。

 

Anon
Leave the Indians alone. Yall poke at them as much as you poke at black people.

别招惹印度人了啊。

 

bumin
Never seen a gayreek who looks like that. They look very Indian though

从没见过长这样的希腊人。这帮人的长相倒是非常印度风。

 

arts_ehe_uwu
Persians never tried to harm indians actively. Only a few times when some indian kings/emperors REALLY messed up. We dont hate indians. They are smart and kind people.

波斯人从来不会主动加害印度人。是印度人自己把局面搞得一团糟。我们并不仇视印度人，他们聪慧又善良。

 

TheBharatTake
Fun fact is Upper Caste brahmins never had any problem with them infant they helped many of them in return of few Coins

冷知识：高种姓婆罗门对这些外来者毫无抵触，甚至还收钱，帮过不少入侵者。

 

AK
There was no India then. India is a creation of British Empire
And, they ruled India under the three presidencies - Bombay, Bengal and Madras
The whole of South India was never conquered by any invaders
Mughals could rule Hyderabad & Mysuru because of power vacuum

当年并没有印度这个国家。印度这个国家本身就是大英帝国捏合起来的。英国人靠三大管辖区统治这片土地：孟买管辖区、孟加拉管辖区、马德拉斯管辖区。南印度全境从来没有被外来者征服。莫卧儿人能控制海德拉巴、迈索尔，只是趁着当地权力真空。

 

Nilabh_Jha
Greece, Egypt, and Rome — all faded away from where they stood,
Yet even now, our name and mark remain.
There is something special that our exstence does not vanish;

希腊、埃及、罗马，都在故土走向消亡。

可直到今天，我们的名号与印记依旧留存。

我们的文明没有彻底消散，这本身就很了不起。

 

Dan_theeman1
They couldn’t take the smell. They had to leave them alone lmao

外来者受不了当地的气味，只能撒手不管，哈哈。

 

Darren
‘India’ didn’t really exst throughout all of this tbf. It was just a giant landmass containing shit loads of kingdoms/tribes/peoples.

说实话，这么多年代是战乱的，并没有真正意义上的“印度”。以前印度这块土地，那只是一片广袤大陆，分布着无数王国、部落与族群。

 

R Bhatt
Off course this is a racist scum. But some of it is true. India along with china was rich so a lot of poor thugs thieves scums came and looted us. But hey we will rise again and we will still be nice as that's what our culture teaches us.

这番言论带着赤裸裸种族偏见，但有部分内容属实。古代印度和中国一样富庶，引得大量暴徒跑来烧杀劫掠。不过我们终将再度崛起，我们待人宽厚，这是我们的文化教会我们的。

 

Zizrn Bolter
Mostly by themselves with their shitty caste and belief system:
thousands of years of inbreeding and selective pressures toward subservience.

印度的苦难很大一部分是自身造成的，腐朽的种姓制度与思想体系害人不浅。数千年近亲繁衍，社会环境不断驯化民众，让人变得顺从。

 

blanks
well, Indian history starts in 1947, the ones before are seperated kingdoms with seperated cultures and people

要知道，印度的历史从1947年才算开启。在此之前，这片土地上是一个个相互独立的王国，族群文化各不相同。

 

Riddhi Mishra
1776: We want freedom!’ Also America: ‘But can we keep the English?

1776年美国高喊：我们要自由！可转头又想：能不能保留英国人那套东西？

 

Kick by British
Jack Hanma
Yeah i don't think the greeks were blonde and blue eyed

我可不觉得古希腊人都是金发碧眼。

 

摧枯拉朽
chinese monk of the tang dynasty led an invasion to rescue some tang natonals and overthrew an indian city state with couple hundred tang troops.

唐朝有位僧人，为营救本国同胞领兵出击，仅凭几百唐军就推番了印度一个城邦。

 

raaj
Still the our Sanatan Civilisation exst .. Mallech will be extinct but Sanatan is true and real it won’t

我们的婆罗多原生文明依旧存续。外族终将消亡，但原生文明真实存在，永不湮灭。

 

SEOUL GOPNIK
Saarrr India will be the next super power country ~

印度会成为下一个超级大国

 

Aiden Luque
Mientras tanto China al lado de la india: "si me quedo quieto no me ven, si me quedo quieto no me ven"

而一旁的中国在想：只要我安安静静，就没人注意到我。

 

Ind DC
Yeah and we fought back everyone of them. We bend but we dont break.
We have a saying in a strom a tree is uprooted but a grass is safe because it is flexble.
Christians and muslims should learn instead of learning to be flexble you are rigid so you will be eliminated.

每一次遭到入侵，我们印度人都奋起反抗。我们会屈服，但绝不会彻底垮掉。我们有句俗语：暴风雨里大树会被连根拔起，小草因为柔韧反而安然无恙。基督徒、msl都该学学这个道理，一味强硬不懂变通，最终只会被淘汰。

 

Wyatt Leske
What about the first cicization and Muyan and Gupta Empires?

那早期文明、孔雀帝国、笈多帝国该怎么算？

 

Cypher
Now since 1947 they are getting ****** by the system and politicians, hamesha gulam raheinge

可1947年之后，印度人被本国政客害惨了，永远摆脱不了被束缚的命运。

 

Micha 7788
Haven't they been under occupation for almost a thousand years?

印度不是被外族占领了将近一千年吗？

 

Alpha Intelligence
India should be again by the USA

美国应该再打压印度一次。

 

papanya pram
The reason they are not rape by the mongols was because that time they being occupied by delhi sultanate

蒙古人没能蹂躏印度，是因为当时这片土地处在德里苏丹国的统治之下。

 

thed.vawaifu
What did they do exactly to lead them what they are today?

究竟是什么原因造就了印度如今的局面？