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印度推出牛粪“芯片”,称可减少手机辐射,预防疾病,印网民无语了

 Cow dung chip reduces radiation from mobiles, safeguard ag inst diseases: Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog chief

“Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog”(RKA)组织的负责人:牛粪“芯片”可减少手机辐射,预防疾病

NEW DELH: Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog (RKA) chairman Vallabhbhai Kathiria unveiled a 'chip' made of cow dung and cmed that it reduces radiation from mobile handsets and it will be a safeguard ag inst diseases.

新德里:Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog (RKA)主席Vallabhbhai Kathiria公布了一种由牛粪制成的“芯片”,声称这种芯片可以减少手机辐射,并且可以预防疾病。

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Speaking at the launch of a nationwide campaign 'Kamdhenu Deepawali Abhiyan', which is aimed at promoting cow dung products, Kathiria said: "Cow dung will prect everyone, it is anti-radiation... It is scientifically proven...This is a radiation chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation. It will be safeguarded ag inst diseases."

在旨在推广牛粪产品的全国性运动的启动仪式上,Kathiria说:“牛粪可以保护每个人,可以防辐射……这是经过科学证实的……这是一种可用于手机的防辐射芯片,可以减少辐射。可以保护人体免受疾病的侵害。”

The 'chip', named Gausatva Kavach, is manufactured by Rajkot-based Shrijee Gaush.Set up in 2019, the RKA aimed at conservation, prection and development of cows and their progeny. The Aayog, which comes under the Ministry of Fisheries, Animal Husbandry and Dairying, has started a nation-wide campaign to encourage the use of cow dung-based products during festivals.

这款名为Gausatva Kavach的“芯片”是由位于拉杰果德的Shrijee Gaush制造的。RKA成立于2019年,旨在保护奶牛及其后代。该组织隶属于渔业、畜牧业和乳制品部,已在全国范围内开展了一项运动,鼓励人们在节日期间使用牛粪制品。

Kathiria further appealed to people to avoid using China-made diyas this Diwali, stating that the campaign launched by the RKA will also boost the 'Make in India' concept of Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the 'swadeshi movement'.

Kathiria进一步呼吁人们在排灯节不要使用中国产的油灯,他说RKA发起的运动也将推动莫迪总理的“印度制造”理念和“支持国货运动”。

印度时报读者的评论:

译文来源:三泰虎 http://www.santaihu.com/p/51107.html   译者:Jessica.Wu

Noname

jokers.

小丑

 

Verghese Chakappan

It can also a cure to COVID 19. Euraka!!!

牛粪还可以治疗新冠肺炎呢!

aaaa bbbb

stick it then

那就抹牛粪吧

 

Anonymous Delhite

Gt should invent Mobile cases made out of cow dung and distribute it through PDS to all. Jai Ho.

印度政府应该发明由牛粪制成的手机壳,并通过PDS系统分发给所有人。印度必胜!

 

Chanakya

What a scientific go nment Modi leads. Next we will have aeroplanes with a reverse gear as we had 10,000 years ago.

莫迪领导的印度政府多么懂科学啊!

接下来,我们将会推出有倒档的飞机,就是一万年前印度就有的那种飞机。

Anonymous Delhite

Reverse gear is possible you know. all you need to do is turn the turbines in reverse direction and adjust flaps.

飞机倒档也是可以做的,所需要做的就是将涡轮反向转动,调整襟翼。

 

Anwar Ali

Under Modi, India will surely become a Vishwaguru in Cow dung and Gaumutra......I bet for next 10 years to Modi so that we do not need any external enemy to destroy India.......

在莫迪的领导下,印度肯定会崛起为一个牛粪和牛尿大国,我打赌未来10年如果莫迪还在位,足以毁掉印度这个国家,不需要任何外部敌人动手

 

immanuel vk

Tie up with ambani for production of the chips

与安巴尼合作生产芯片吧

 

Murlidhar Rao

did they test any other dung? like buffalo or goat or sheep?? radiation tests should be done on those too.

他们测试过其他粪便吗?

像水牛粪、山羊粪或绵羊粪?

这些也应该做下辐射测试。

 

Konfucius Ken

A neutral radiology test to be carried out in public transparently to validate these cms.

在公开、透明的情况下进行中性放射学测试,来验证这些主张。

Gausatva Bun

Are you serious ? Dont question the merit any Indian product made in India.

你是认真的吗?不要质疑印度本土产品的品质。

WhyYouNeedIt

yep, instead of blindly NO. Nothing wrong in testing it further.

是的,不要盲目否定,进一步测试没有错。

 

Abhi

Sadly all kind of nonsense have got national status!

可悲的是,印度官方都开始胡说八道了!

 

Anilk Khan

Please make a major presentation at the next Indian Science Congress. Just in case the "Ancient Indian Head Transplant" has not yet make us famous as another superstitious backward country led by idiots.

请在下一届印度科学大会上隆重介绍这款芯片。

毕竟“古印度人的头颅移植手术”还没有让我们这个由笨蛋领导的国家出够风头。

 

Anwar Ali

Why dont bhakts come forward and contribute to Cow dung....

为什么人民党的支持们不带头献出牛粪……

 

Anonymous Delhite

Today is not April 1st.

今天不是4月1号愚人节

 

fernsanna05 Fernandes

Joke of the day

笑话

 

Hammer

I am less.

我无语了

 

Gausatva Bun

What do armchair experts say now ? They do not appreciate whatever Hindustan achieves

那些不切实际的的专家怎么说?

他们不欣赏印度斯坦取得的成就

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