从这里了解印度人对中国的看法

三泰虎2012年印度网民十大经典评论

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不管是哪方面,印度人很喜欢将印度和中国比较。面对印度落后中国的现实,印度人总会有自己的一些看法。印度人以前在和西方比较的时候,总喜欢拿人口做借口。如今和中国比较,借口换成了“民主”。其实,印度人对中国和印度的评论不乏幽默和深刻。三泰虎整理了印度网民对中国各方面的评论,在这里推出《三泰虎2012年印度网民十大经典评论》。

 

INDIANS ARE THE LAZIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH.
Even a dog when sitting down cleans the place with its tale,an India will just sit on as it is.
TRUTH IS TRUTH LIKE IT OR NOT.

印度人是世界上最懒惰的人。甚至一只狗蹲下来时,也会用尾巴清扫下,而印度人只是在那干坐。不管喜不喜欢,事实就是事实。

——一名叫Sheetal Kaur的印度网民如此形容印度人的懒惰

——出自三泰虎《印度网民评论中国第一村:华西村》

 

China prospered without India’s dummy democracy/casteism.
Indians are brainwashed to believe that (voting in elections == democracy) and a solution to all problems.

中国之所以繁荣,是因为没有印度虚假的民主和种姓制度。

印度人被洗脑,错误地认为(投票==民主),并且是所有问题的解决办法。

——印度论坛上的常见评论,谁是原创?

——出自三泰虎《印度人看中国经济成功背后的秘密》

 

india is never able to catch china….only USA can match….daily obama calls to wen to say good mrng & MMS calls obama to say good night ( but MMS always reached voice msg only)

印度永远都追不上中国…只有美国能匹敌…每天,奥巴马打电话给温说“早上好”,而辛格则打电话给奥巴马说“晚安”(但辛格总是只听到电话答录信息)。

——一名叫Maddy的印度网民如此评论中美印关系

——出自三泰虎《印度人热议中国军队实力》

 

An initial retreat with a forthcoming counterattack, and the enemy retreating back into enemy territory is not a defeat – it is a victory.

最初撤退,然后即将反击,而敌人撤退到敌人领土。这不是失败,这是胜利。

——一名叫John Kuruvilla的印度网民如此评论1962年中印战争

——出自三泰虎《印度网友评论:美国是否间接要求印度遏制中国》

 

We have bullets flying. Trains crawling. But alas no bullet-trains.

我们有子弹横飞,火车爬行。但就是没有子弹头火车。

——一名叫Guptan Veemboor的印度网民如此比较中印火车

——出自三泰虎《印度人看中国京沪高铁》

 

Someone asked which is the longest toilet in the world? Pat came the reply, The Indian Railways.

有人问“哪个厕所是世界上最长的厕所”。拍拍脑袋,答案是:印度铁路。

——针对印度人普遍在铁路上大便的现象,一名印度网民如此评论

——出自三泰虎《一名普通印度人在中国的经历和感悟》

 

MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE THESE DAYS IS ………:-(………China will overtake India economically

我这些天最大的噩梦是…:-(…中国将在经济上超过印度。

——一名叫Chalta Hai的印度宅男对印度经济表示担心

——出自三泰虎《印度人看中国上海:到处都是百万富翁!》

 

hey common . chinese products dont have warranty !! u leave the shop and the guarantee is gone wid u !!

嘿,中国货没有保质期!!你一离开商店,保质期就过期!!

——一名叫prakash sharma的印度网民竟然如此抨击中国产品

——出自三泰虎《印度网民评论中国商用大飞机C919》

 

For a country like India, Democracy is a curse. What will happen when people ( or shall I say two legged Animals) who do not know how to read or write, sell their votes for a bottle of alcohol or 100 rupee note ????,or just because the candidate belongs to their caste???.The only thing these animals are intrested in is filling their stomach, and mating (producing children).

对于印度这样的国家来说,民主就是诅咒。没有文化的人(或者我可以说是两条腿的动物吗)为了一瓶酒或者100卢比而出卖自己的选票,这会带来什么后果?或者只是因为候选人属于自己所属的种姓?这些动物唯一感兴趣的就是填饱肚子和生小孩。

——一名叫Sachin的印度网民如此评论印度民主

——出自三泰虎《印度人评论:慢如乌龟的印度火车和快如子弹的中国高铁》

 

An Indian minister visits Chinese Counterpart & was invited for dinner at his home. Reaching his home Indian minister was surprised to see the luxury, he asked your salary is not high how u manage such luxury, the Chinese minister takes him to the roof of house and asks, Do you see the highway there, Indian minister says yes, well it was supposed to be 12 lane, I got it done 8 lanes and the rest 4 lanes is in my home, Wow said Indian minister.

After 2 years Same Chinese minister visits India and is invited by same Indian minister at his home for lunch. Chinese minster was speechless seeing the luxury of Indian minister, he was surprised and and asked the minister how have you built a palace where your salary is less than $1000. Happy Indian minister took him to 18th floor of his home and asked him Do you see Highway, Dam and Power Project there, Chinese minister could not see anything and said no, Well my friend they are all now in my home.

一位印度部长访问中国,并受邀来到中国部长的家里赴晚宴。印度部长一到中国部长的家就吃惊的看着奢华的房子。

他问到:“你的工资不高,你是怎么设法让家如此奢侈的。”

中国部长将他带到房顶,并问到:“你看到那边的高速公路了吗。”

印度部长点头。

“好,那条高速公路本来是12车道的。我让它变成了8车道。剩余的4车道在我的家里。”

印度部长:“wow……!”

两年后,这位中国部长访问印度。那位印度部长邀请他到家里吃午餐。看着印度部长如此奢侈的家,中国部长说不出话来。

他非常吃惊的问印度部长:“你的工资不到1000卢比,你是怎么把家建成宫殿似的。”

印度部长很高兴,将中国部长带到他家的第18层楼,并问:“你在那里看到高速公路、大坝和电力工程了吗?”

中国部长什么也没看到。他说:“没有。”

印度部长说:“我的朋友,它们统统都在我的家里。”

——一名叫Sanket Sahi的印度网民如此评论

——出自三泰虎《值得一看,中国超级工程震撼印度人》



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