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Quora:日本担心中国崛起吗?

Does Japan fear the rise of China?

日本担心中国崛起吗?

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Rinat Abdekadir, I'm a Kazakh-Chinese who was born in Xinjiang.
Answered Mon
Imagine this scenario:
You’re a regular school boy, you have a couple of close friends named Korea and China. You are all pretty friendly with each other, some small tiffs here and there but overall nothing is bad between all of you. China is a pretty smart guy, you copy a lot of homework and try to emulate him as much as possible, all of you belong to the social group known as the Sinosphere with China’s distant estranged cousin Vietnam (who for some reason really dislikes China but is the most similar to China of all 4 of you).

想象一下这样的场景:

你是一名普通的在校生,你有一对好朋友,名字叫韩国和中国。关系非常好,虽有小口角,但总的来说你们之间没什么不快。中国是非常聪明的家伙,你抄了很多作业,想尽可能地模仿他。你们还有中国的远房表亲越南都属于一个社会组织名为汉文化圈(越南和你们一样讨厌中国,但比你们更像中国)

Now you enter senior school, everyone of the jocks goes through puberty and they become strong and go around bullying and forcing people to become parts of different gangs called “empires”, the jocks all like to fight amongst each other and form alliances between different gangs and they have massive gang wars.
One day a lot of these gangs go around to China and begin beating him up for him not purchasing drugs from them anymore, you look at China. You look at how weak he is, how bad his grades have become. He is the sick man of the school now.

现在你进入了高中,每个小伙子都经历着青春期,他们变得强大,到处欺负并强迫人们成为他们那个不同帮派的一部分,名为“帝国”。这群人彼此喜欢战斗,拉帮结派,很多帮派战争。

有一天,很多帮派聚到中国周围,开始打他,因为他不再从他们那里购买毒品,你看着中国。你看他有多弱,他的成绩有多糟。他现在是学校里虚弱的男生了。

You start going through puberty, you are tall and strong. You look at China, China is still a regular freshman in appearance, you think: “What inferior, he still hasn’t even grown a mustache!. You begin to think of making a gang to be like the jocks, you want to be a cool guy not a sore loser like China and Korea are. You get into a small tiff with China and steal his deck of cards (Taiwan) and a bunch of money.
You are now pretty damn strong, you even beat Russia in an arm wrestling competition. Now this is your time to shine, you beat up Korea and force him to join your gang as a subordinate as Taiwan is. You become like the jocks now, you shed your past whenever you talk to them about China or Korea.

你开始进入青春期,你又高又壮。你看着中国,中国看起来仍是个普通的新生,你想:“好低等,他仍然没留胡子!”你开始想像其他人一样结成帮派,你想成为一个酷酷的家伙,而不是像中国韩国那样输不起。你和中国发生了口角,偷他的牌(台湾)和一大笔钱。

你现在很强大,甚至能在手腕比赛中打败俄罗斯。现在是你闪耀的时候了,你打败了韩国,强迫他加入你的帮派,跟台湾一样。你现在像其他小伙子了,无论他们什么时候和你谈论韩国和中国,你都摆脱了过去。

After a while you begin to covet China’s locker, it has tons of stuff in it and you are beginning to need more places to store all of your loot. You steal his locker in a small fight where he didn’t really put up much of a defense (Manchuria). Now everyday you are right next to him, you both hate each other but you don’t really want to go any further. You are now the big guy in the Asia hallway.
One day you get into a small dispute over some money, you get angry and beat him to a pulp. You keep punching him even though he was unable to fight back (Atrocities), in fact you decide why not, I want to get as much as I can get from these losers in this hallway, you then begin beating up members of other gangs. They are busy with a major fight in the Europe hallway so they can’t do anything while you are beating up innocents, a guy from the America hallway tells you to stop, you give him the middle finger and punch him (Pearl Harbor) hoping he’d back off.

之后,你开始垂涎中国的储物柜,那里有很多东西,你需要更多的东西存储你的战利品。在一场小战争中,他防御不够,你偷了他的储物柜(满洲)。现在你每天靠着他,你俩都很讨厌对方,但你真的不想走太远,你现在是亚洲走廊里的大人物了。

一天,你在一些钱的问题上遇上了一场小争议,你愤怒了,开始打他。你不停地打他,即使他无法反击(暴行),实际上你想为何不这么做呢,我想在亚洲走廊里,尽可能从这些失败者中获得更多东西。然后你开始打其他帮派的成员。他们忙于欧洲走廊的一场大战,所以当你打无辜者的时候,他们束手无策。美洲的一个家伙告诉你要停下来,你竖了中指,并打了他(珍珠港),希望他能后退。

Eventually the fight in the Europe hallway ends and all the other gangs are hungry for your blood and they begin to beat the crap out of you, a huge Titan named Russia pulls all of the stuff you built in China’s locker and beats you to the ground while he frees Korea. You are dazed and America delivers two big punches directly to the balls (Hiroshima and Nagasaki), finally you agree to surrender.

最终,欧洲的战争结束了,其他帮派的人对你的残酷感到愤怒,他们开始击败你让你退出,一个名为俄罗斯的巨人在解放韩国的时候,把你在中国储物柜建设的东西拉了回去,把你打倒在地。你已晕头转向,美国打出两把直球(广岛长崎),最终你同意投降。

During the rest of the year you recover from the fight while China is still in the hospital from the injuries you inflicted, you still secretly look at him as an inferior and you are still kind of a douche. You brag about beating him up (Yakusuni) and whenever the teacher wants you to say sorry to him but you give a half ass apology every time laden with sarcastic remarks and a snide tone (Japan’s denialism of wartime atrocities). He still says you are holding onto some of those cards in the deck of cards you stole (Pinnacle Islands)
Now it is 1 year later, China finally went through puberty and holy hell. He is a full 4 inches taller than you and a good 50 pounds heavier than you and he isn’t exactly happy about you acting like a douche to him, and guess what.. He is still growing.
Tell me, would you not be afraid of him now?
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剩下时光,从战争中恢复过来时,中国仍在医院里治疗你造成的伤口。你仍偷偷地把他当成劣等人,而你仍然是个流氓。你吹牛要打他,每当老师要你给他道歉时,你都冷嘲热讽地敷衍道歉(日本否认二战暴行),他仍然说你藏了你偷走的牌(钓鱼岛)。

一年后,中国最终经历了青春期和地狱。他比你高4英尺,比你重50磅。他对你的流氓行为非常不满,你猜怎么着,他仍在成长。

告诉我,你现在会不怕他吗?

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Johnny Bai, studied at Monash University
Answered Apr 13
If I have beaten the shit out of someone and refuse to apologise to him, now he becomes much stronger than me, I would feel afraid. No apology! Apoligising hurts my pride!
In case you don't get it, “I” is Japan, “him” is China.
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如果我曾把某人打得屁滚尿流,并拒绝向他道歉,现在他比我更强大了,我会害怕。不道歉!道歉有损我的荣誉!

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