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亚洲龙 vs 欧洲龙:谁会赢?

 

欧洲龙从沉睡中轰然醒来,在其领地内感知到入侵者。他在2个小时内没有吃过一个骑士,他渴望饱餐一顿。然而他发现了一个奇怪的,像蛇一样的生物在空中飞行。他巨大的翅膀伸展开,坚不可摧的鳞片在阳光下闪闪发光,他飞向中国龙并打算用火焰吞没这只讨厌的生物。不幸的是,中国龙是神话中一种半人半神的生物。中国龙召唤了一个巨大的雷暴将可怜的欧洲龙变成炸薯条。然后他打开一个巨大的裂缝将欧洲龙冒着浓烟的尸体扔进去封印起来,并召唤出巨大的洪水毁灭了纽约。

译者:呵呵呵哒
来源:龙腾网 http://www.ltaaa.com/bbs/thread-358098-1-1.html
外文:http://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/2iey9a/asian_dragon_vs_european_dragon/


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Inspired by this. Just a generic version of either dragon fighting eachother.

受此启发,我想到了一个双龙大战的通用版本

Round 1: They start in a flat grassy plane with noobstacles.

回合一:在一片平坦的无障碍草地上开战

Round 2: They start on a rocky mountain range.

回合二:在落基山脉开战

Round 3: They both lose the ability to fly.

回合三:双方都失去飞行能力

Bonus: If they work together, can they destroy modern NewYork City?

加分回合:如果他们组个队,能毁掉现代纽约城吗?

评论翻译:



[url=][–][/url]obbob 61 指標 8 月 前
European dragon awakes from its slumber with a mighty roar,sensing an intruder in its territory. He hasn't eaten a knight in over 2 hours,and he's itching for another meal. He notices a odd, serpentine like creatureflying in the air. Stretching his massive wings, impenetrable scales glisteningunder the sun, he flys towards the Chinese dragon and prepares to engulf thepesky creature in flames.
Unfortunately, the Chinese dragon is on a mythologicaldemi god. Chinese dragon conjures up a huge thunderstorm which fries poorEuropean Dragon. He then cracks open a massive fissure in the earth for thesmoking body to fall in, and seals it up with a massive flood that wipes outNYC.
He then transforms into a silkworm cuz I dunno he just can
Chinese dragon wins 10/10

欧洲龙从沉睡中轰然醒来,在其领地内感知到入侵者。他在2个小时内没有吃过一个骑士,他渴望饱餐一顿。然而他发现了一个奇怪的,像蛇一样的生物在空中飞行。他巨大的翅膀伸展开,坚不可摧的鳞片在阳光下闪闪发光,他飞向中国龙并打算用火焰吞没这只讨厌的生物。

不幸的是,中国龙是神话中一种半人半神的生物。中国龙召唤了一个巨大的雷暴将可怜的欧洲龙变成炸薯条。然后他打开一个巨大的裂缝将欧洲龙冒着浓烟的尸体扔进去封印起来,并召唤出巨大的洪水毁灭了纽约。

然后他变成蚕,不要问我问为什么他就是可以
中国龙 10 比10 完胜

 
[url=][–][/url]TheSpaceCoresDad[S] 7 指標 8 月 前
Would a lightningstrike really hurt a dragon though? It seems like their scales are tougher thanthat.

雷击真的能伤害一只龙吗?他们的鳞片看起来非常强韧

 
[url=][–][/url]Noble_King 8 指標 8 月 前
Was about to reply to the other comment saying a lightningstrike would take down the European dragon in round 1-3 (if the Chinese dragoncan conjure a storm fast enough, since the European could probably run it downand fuck it up well enough) and in round 4 the Chinese dragon could conjure astorm powerful enough to knock over buildings.
A lightning strike will burn the shit out of you and stop your heart, it doesn't really matter if the scales are tough if they can pass on a free electron (conduct)
Burns aren't the only way lightning will hurt you. A lightning strike can act as a massive fibrillator, upsetting the heart's electrical rhythm and causing cardiac arrest. That's in addition to bursting blood vessels and damaging the cardiac muscles.

回复那个对“在1~3回合用雷击干掉欧洲龙(前提是中国龙可以以足够快的速度召唤出风暴,因为欧洲龙可能会趁机把他撞下来并狠狠地操他)和在第四回合中国龙召唤足够强大的风暴摧毁建筑物”的评论。
闪电可以把你电出翔并让你的心脏停止跳动,这不是问题因为传递自由电子是件非常麻烦的事。
灼伤不是闪电唯一伤害你的办法。闪电可以被看作为一个巨大的电击器,打乱心脏的跳动频率并导致心脏骤停。除此之外还会引起血管破裂和心肌损伤。

 
[url=][–][/url]TheSpaceCoresDad[S] 5 指標 8 月 前
Whathappens if the European dragon flies above the clouds, then?

如果欧洲龙在云层上面飞的话会发生什么?

 
[url=][–][/url]Noble_King 8 指標 8 月 前
Whathappens if the European dragon flies above my butts, then?
I got this goddamn extension three hours ago, and it's thegreatest decision I've made in my entire life.
If the European dragon flies above theclouds, which it may very well not have the intelligence/awareness to do, howwould it fight the Chinese dragon in or below the clouds? If the fight takesplace above the clouds, the only way the Chinese dragon could win would be touse evasive snakelike maneuvers (and a lot of luck) to get the European dragonat the neck.

如果欧洲龙飞在我的屁股上面,那会发生什么?
如果欧洲龙在云层上面飞,也许他很强大但没有智慧和意识,怎么去和躲在云层中或云层之下的中国龙打架?但如果战斗发生在云层上面,中国龙能赢的唯一办法就是使用蛇形机动(和一些幸运)进行回避然后咬住欧洲龙的颈部。

 
[url=][–][/url]TheSpaceCoresDad[S] 2 指標 8 月 前
I suspectthe Chinese dragon would win on the flat plain if it can control the weather,but on the mountains they might be at cloud level at the start. So, if the Eurogets above the clouds, it wins?

如果中国龙能控制天气,中国龙会在平地上获胜,但在群山之中,他们可能会在云层里开战。所以,如果欧洲龙在云层上面的话,它会赢吗?

 
[url=][–][/url]Noble_King 6 指標 8 月 前
If theChinese dragon can't use weather magic, it's 9/10 European dragon, I'd say.

如果中国龙不能使用天气魔法,和欧洲龙的胜负比会是910,我猜。

 
[url=][–][/url]TheSpaceCoresDad[S] 2 指標 8 月 前
Interesting!Thanks for the insight.

有趣!感谢你的观察力。

 
[url=][–][/url]malfurionpre 2 指標 8 月 前
A lot ofhuman have being struck (is that the correct word ? Strike -> struck ?) bylightning, and a lot of them survived.
I doubt the dragon would even feel more than a tickle.

很多人都被闪电击中过(这个单词正确吗吗?Strike-> struck ?)被闪电击中后,他们中的很多人都幸存了下来。
我怀疑龙被闪电击中后甚至只会感到痒痒。

 
[url=][–][/url]TheAquamen 3 指標 8 月 前
Yeah, butalmost all humans who get hit die. People have also survived gunshots andbombs. Doesn't mean they're not potentially lethal.

是啊,但是几乎所有的被闪电击中的人都死了。也有被步枪和炸弹击中的人活了下来,但这并不代表者这些武器没有潜在的致命性。

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